There’s too much nudity on TV, and not enough on the radio.

“Of all the pessimistic people, I am the most optimistic. I look forward to look…”

“A writer edits his thoughts more thoroughly the more readers he has. You can te…”

“Falling in love should be natural, like the food at Moe’s. Baby, I am so hungry…”

“I won't discuss non-discussable things with her, like the sound of silence or t…”