These Kingsguard knights are as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

“If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious”

“Lord Rodrik was seldom seen without a book in hand, be it in the privy, on the …”

“Let his sword break and his shield shatter, Sansa thought coldly as she shoved …”

“The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is…”