These times are hard, and so is my penis.

“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”

“A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.”

“A blanket could be used to divide people. All men who oppose me should get on t…”

“I’d be afraid of a man with two shadows, because that man is my clone, and he p…”