Things aren’t often what they appear to be at first blush. But embarrassment is.

“I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 min…”

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m lik…”

“I don’t have time to kill you, and you don’t have time to die, because I’m not …”

“If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar.”