Things to do in an elevator: Install a glass display, like in a museum, over the floor buttons and have a sign affixed to the glass that reads, “Do Not Touch.

“My dreams and ambitions kept me company on the way there, and despair and regre…”

“You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let…”

“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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“Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afrai…”