Think God’s got bigger concerns in his house than me droppin’ the f-bomb, sweetcheeks. Auteur: Kristen Ashley Copy Quote More from Kristen Ashley “It was my bad luck (considering Lee's moral code was a bit sketchy) that I fell…” “Jeez, we haven’t even slept together and already you don’t trust me.”“I’ve know…” “I’ll be the gringa queen of my village.” “Honey, you haven’t even kissed me yet.”