Thinking ahead is like remembering the future. How about that time we made love? I’ll bet it will be amazing.

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good id…”

“I drink coffee like goats walk on tightropes. It’s fun to watch, but it sure wo…”

“If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have…”

“Unless I’m at a wedding, I don’t like veiled threats.”