This chapter is dedicated to those other delights of punctuation--exquisite little squiggles, those most delightful dots and dashes, and other tragically under-appreciated tiny tidbits!

Nah. I'm just yankin' your chain.

“Rumor had it that Professor Jerkwad had a history of holding classes in bars an…”

“Amateur grammar snobs are a lot like amateur gynecologists--they're everywhere,…”

“If Readers have prejudices, that's the writing world we live in. We must decide…”

“If you want to master the art of the sentence, you must first accept a somewhat…”