This guy had more lines than loose-leaf.

“I longed to know what it felt like to have one person eclipse everything bad in…”

“Oh, come on, Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart.”

“Whoever lived in that apartment had a security gate, blinds that were closed an…”

“Emma, but--" he began, and I shushed him. "No Emma buts except for the one I si…”