This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort some pepper to see your ghost.

“One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to…”

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

“I’ll bet if I write a sentence and mention the word “edit,” people will slow do…”

“Accepting your help, I’m not doing it for me—I’m doing it for you. You need to …”