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“The widow’s eyebrows raised. “Ye’ve got all these nasty pooches to run around w…”

“Usually I try to suppress any emotions that savor of regret, because they are i…”

“Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh wi…”

“I pushed myself forward and rose cautiously to my feet. A draft from the aft si…”