This isn't Dungeon

“HARD DAY'S KNIGHT' For a skinny little gamer-geek he'd done a good job tying me…”

“Because we don't really sparkle.”

“He still wasn't looking at me, which meant I was still in trouble. I swear, som…”

“GREG ANNOUNCES HIS RESEARCH AS TO WHAT IS GOING ON: 'Alright I have a theory " …”