This leather chair belongs to me. I would let you sit in it, but you can’t sit in an idea.

“A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician fas…”

“Diversity is like a buffet, only with people. That’s why I like associating wit…”

“If I were a cop, and I caught a criminal, I’d throw the book at them. A heavy b…”

“Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and t…”