This was a pretty girl, except she had legs like an Edwardian grand piano... Auteur: Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Copy Quote More from Kurt Vonnegut Jr. “There were no windows in the Stockholders' Records Section of the Treasurer's D…” “It was not the thought that I was so unloved that froze me. I had taught myself…” “I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.” “I was the great marksman, anyway. If I aimed at nothing, then nothing is what I…”