This was just too fucking weird. Fucked up sprinkles on a slice of psycho shit cake.

“I hadn’t heard her voice in so fucking long. I almost collapsed right there and…”

“I just thought I should warn you that the second we walk into the apartment, I …”

“But I was Dex Foray and 'dramatic' was my middle name, along with 'The Fuckmast…”

“I feel like I’m a disappointment to mankind,” he remarked woefully as he placed…”