Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took away his ability to shoot three pointers.

“A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like …”

“My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the …”

“Randy Rowdy makes me rowdy. And randy. But Randy Randy gets me twice as horny a…”

“I gave him a pet name, even though he wasn’t my pet, he was my boss. I don’t kn…”