Those who go beneath the surface, do so at their peril.

“Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.”

“I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking …”

“Good heavens! how marriage ruins a man! It's as demoralizing as cigarettes, and…”

“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he w…”