THOU ART NO THOR!

“But I was right and the real world seemed increasingly nonsensical. Why train f…”

“Batman: a force of chaos in my world of perfect order. The dark side of the Sov…”

“No, NAKED GUY'S the stupid one here, naked guy -- NAKED GUY WENT AND MADE HULK …”

“We ordinary people might lack your great speed or your X-Ray vision, Superman, …”