Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.

“I feel like my old self. Especially since I feel like I’m developing dementia.”

“Governments are too stupid to understand that too much red tape does not bind a…”

“I've never had a one-night stand with anybody over the course of a whole weeken…”

“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But …”