Throw a pair of Band-Aids over your eyelids, and open your eyes to your wounds.

“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right th…”

“I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that li…”

“I can tell time, but I can’t tell time to stop or fuck off.”

“Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate).
 It tastes like love, only n…”