To be gentle you have to be patient.

“Before I die, I want to change my name to "Here," so that my tombstone could si…”

“Last night the secrets of the universe were revealed to me, and they had nipple…”

“She said, “You disgust me. How do you live with yourself?” So I said, “Like I l…”

“Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother w…”