To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody does. And today, if nobody reads and nobody works hard, then you also have to give up reading and become lethargic to be successful.

“I like the crunch sound of snow under my boots. Better than stepping on knuckle…”

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

“The water trapped in my window makes it like an aquarium—which makes me the fis…”

“Is your bed big enough? Because if it is, I can always join you and crowd it up…”