To forgive is Godly. To begrudge is manly. I don’t even have any chest hair, so you know where I stand.

“A flag could be used as a blanket, but a blanket couldn’t be used as a flag. A …”

“I want to eat rabbit stew out of an empty turtle shell.”

“Being strong is not the same as being a strong being. I should know because cow…”

“In the epicenter of Epcot Center you’ll find me hiding, 333 miles away.”