To get a step up in the world, you could use a ladder, or you could use your connections. I prefer the latter.

“At their core, things are essentially good. Except apples. At their core, they …”

“She was in a coma, and had been unresponsive for years. Every Tuesday I’d visit…”

“A great gift would be a cheap pen, mounted on a wooden plaque, with the accompa…”

“What do you call 1,000 government employees with no mouths or legs? More effici…”