To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.

“Kids grow up connected to nothing these days, plugged in and living lives boost…”

“You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the sa…”

“The most I can ever do is write things down. To remember them. The details. To …”

“The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of straw…”