To his mind, an opportunity to insult a successful ape cam from the hand of Providence.

“If other ages felt less, they saw more, even though they saw with the blind, pr…”

“My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me a…”

“Her name was Maude and she drank whisky all day from a fruit jar under the coun…”

“She would've been a good woman," said The Misfit, "if it had been somebody ther…”