To live up to its name, softball should be played with a human testicle.

“Who stole my stew? I left it sitting in my stomach while I went to the bathroom…”

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even te…”

“This isn’t my first Merry-go-round, Cowboy.”

“A brick could be used as a Red Beard Replacement, for those of us who can’t gro…”