To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.


“One magnifying glass and one moonlit night is not enough to light her ant-like …”

“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)”

“A rubber band is attached to a lever. Pull on the lever to increase the tension…”

“I’m a designer. I’m trying to design a half a person, but I’m looking for a bus…”