To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients.

“A flag could be used as a blanket, but a blanket couldn’t be used as a flag. A …”

“I am a fisherman, a hunter, and a lover. A lover of men, not animals. And by me…”

“I ate the evidence he’d been murdered. What Carl called “Kevin,” I called dinne…”

“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”