To me, life is sad, like a piano with no pedals being played by a person with no fingers.


“I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is t…”

“Cap’n just jumped on the bed and says we should take a nap. And who am I to arg…”

“I am but a flower. Do with me what thou wilt.”

“He told me he had a wife and daughter, and then he showed me a picture of an 8-…”