To me, love is either a pebble, a rock, or a boulder. Or a grain of sand, if you’re trying to measure the love my ex wife had for me.

“A brick could be used as an AFD, or Atmospheric Floating Device, whose sole fun…”

“Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes. You can’t fool an old sheep like me. T…”

“I sure hope Wrigley doesn't start making socks, because then I wouldn't be able…”

“Nothing is certain but death and taxidermy.”