To not feel like such a “third wheel,” I rode my tricycle to the restaurant where they were having their first date. I didn’t bring my wallet, so I hope they don’t mind paying for my dinner too. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“His name was Tom Tombstone, and if he had a middle name it was probably Death. …”

“Crying about the economy is a strategy. It won’t get you a job, but it will kee…”

“Tomorrow night I’m giving a lecture on silence and invisibility. Don’t be surpr…”

“Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.”