Today I ate my manuscript with the very spoon I used to write it with. My book was called “Chicken Noodle Soup for the Stomach.”
I wrote it with alphabet soup, and then edited it with a can of chicken noodle soup.

“A brick could be used like a fleeglebeegle, which in turn could be used like a …”

“A brick could be grown on a tree, much like an apple or money, so that maybe hu…”

“A brick could be used to replace the dollar as the world’s reserve currency. Do…”

“Beauty is beautiful. That’s the beauty of beauty.”