Today I found yet more evidence that I’m a lunatic. The proof came in a package in the mail. The sender? Myself. The evidence? Tampered with.

“If you’re too slow off a red light, I’ll lay on my horn, because I’m a honky. W…”

“We never know how bad we had it, until something better comes along and we get …”

“A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything fro…”

“A brick could be used like a used car salesman uses people. I know, because I u…”