Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess.


“When I was a concierge, I didn’t want a guest’s gratitude. I wanted gratuity. A…”

“In the tortoise and the hair fable, I believe the tortoise represents big busin…”

“If I were to hold up a bank with my index finger and my thumb as the “gun,” the…”

“She didn’t just disappear from my life—she had the audacity to die on me. And u…”