Today you win, and tomorrow I’ll steal your trophy.

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers…”

“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”

“Who leads the world in consumption? America! Who has more lawyers per capita? A…”

“Life is made up of now, and the past and the future are nothing more than inedi…”