Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.

“Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.”

“To see what they look like, women look at a mirror. To look like what they see,…”

“When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do t…”

“The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Givin…”