Two guys, a man and a beast, were walking underwater, when two goats began fishing for political votes. That’s when I fell in love, when I saw how serious it all was.

“I think they should combine the Summer and Winter Olympics and call it the Fall…”

“I don’t understand open relationships. My relationship is like a normal busines…”

“See men run. Semen swim.”

“I am a single drop of blood trying to mix in with billions of red paint splatte…”