Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.

“As far as how my mom might view me, I can imagine her saying something like thi…”

“The door of love is squeaky. Would you mind oiling it on your way out?”

“Starbucks has odd drink sizes. I say man’s hands were meant to be cupped, so po…”

“A brick could be used to keep thieves away from your house. Just set a brick ou…”