Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.

“Where are you going?" he asked."To break someone's heart," I replied.”

“Where are we going?" asked Victor. "If I'm allowed to ask."I squirmed around in…”

“You can crawl back to whatever hole you live in and fuck your landlord for rent.”

“Hey Rose, welcome back. You still breaking hearts?""Are you volunteering?" His …”