Vegetables come from the ground. So does my love. Eat it raw.

“Don’t let your inability to see get in the way of your vision.”

“Come, midget, and use my pillow as a sleeping bag.”

“My crotch is the center of my body, but not the center of my being. That would …”

“A brick could be used to help you get used to the fact that you’ve been used. I…”