Wait," I said looking around. "How do we get off of this thing and onto the island?"

Criminy's mouth compressed into a thin line. Then his lips started to twitch. Then he started to shake. And then he cackled, head thrown back, as if it was the funniest joke he'd ever heard.

"Darling, I have no idea whatsoever," he said, "I didn't think that far ahead.

Auteur: Delilah S. Dawson