Walking is so monotonous. Left, right, left, right, it’s also all so political.

“I’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am rig…”

“Life is struggle. Poor people struggle to get money, and rich people struggle t…”

“On our first date, you should wear a maternity dress, because I’m going to try …”

“It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re h…”