Walking on the beach like a ventriloquist, I’ll make it sound like the ocean is calling out to you—through a conch shell.

“For men, money, like sex, is something that nearly everybody wants more of, and…”

“I look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how se…”

“Batman’s cape would make a great canvas for a cave painting.”

“I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop ca…”