Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.

“I’m different than other men in that I’m indifferent to the ins and outs of con…”

“Does my face not look hungry? My mouth is the path and mouthpiece to my stomach…”

“You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage.…”

“I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.”