Water is nearly invisible. So is my love. Drink it in, but don’t choke on it.

“I take my investment advice from my dentist, because he’s just as likely to los…”

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut he…”

“I’ve often wondered why the Protestant Reformation took place in Germany, rathe…”

“A brick represents my rationality, and a blanket represents my emotions. It’s r…”