We agreed to meet at 4. I meant AM and she meant PM, so we both just stood around thinking we’d been stood up.

“I like to switch things up by keeping things the same. People never expect it.”

“A brick could be used to prop up a wobbly table—or an unstable relationship. I …”

“A brick could be used in a heart transplant operation. And for just $25,000 mor…”

“I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness…”