We all need something to embrace, even if it’s just our own torso.

“I can see why they say golf is an expensive sport to play. If you have to drop …”

“We were in love. When I say we, I don’t mean her and I. I mean me and my clone …”

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut he…”

“I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem m…”