We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the best at being second best.


“We were engaged. Not to be married, but in combat. So same thing.”

“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to…”

“You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to read the body language that people’s ho…”

“Don’t let your inability to see get in the way of your vision.”