We all wear uniforms, even if we’re conforming to unconformity. People who try so hard to look different end up looking the same as all the other people who try so hard to look different.

“I decorated my ballsack in his honor. I wrote, “Welcome home, dad.”

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroo…”

“It's sad to see old friends have to move away, but at the same time, you know t…”

“Love walked in the door like a dusty cowboy, and I looked that cowboy dead in h…”